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SCOTUS Prostrates to MAGA Ideology
As if another victory for Trump wasn’t enough, the Trump SCOTUS 6-Pack just handed him another big win. They let him go. No problem they said, you had to do what you had to do in order to defend America from cheating liberals. I’m translating for liberals who don’t, can’t, and won’t translate, because they love facts. They need to start understanding quickly that facts don’t win elections, stories do.
Trump has a powerful story: I’m undefeatable. Uh-oh, there go the libtards with their facts again, unable to recognize defeat when it is handed to them on a silver platter, which Trump already did in 2016. ‘Yeah, but he didn’t win the popular vote.’ He won. ‘But if we didn’t have the electoral college.’ He actually did win. He really was president and kept his promise of American carnage.
The celebration today started right away. Senator J.D. Vance of Ohio, hailed the decision “a massive win, not just for Trump but the rule of law.” He reposted Trump’s own tweet praising himself. That’s not sucking up by Vance but showing he’s ready to serve as VP or whatever and powerfully back Trump if wins in November. Progressives: make some progress quickly. Vance is a guy who will take power and destroy you, even though he already has power, because he won Ohio and you lost, and is destroying you. Time to stop making fun…
