Mitch Worries as Two Black Friends Defeat Corporate Overlords
Is His White Alliance to Defeat Kenatji Now Worthless?
Two unknown, deeply unconnected friends, with no legislative lobbyists backing them, defeated Amazon in the lowliest borough of New York City, Staten Island. In the biggest and only NYC Amazon hub they crushed this capitalist monolith in backyard of the financial capital of the world. How they did it will be a tale for the ages.
But the deeply worrying reverberations, the aftershocks of this 9.9 union quake, were felt as far away down the east coast as DC. The white dome of the beloved Capitol was seen shaking. Whip Leader Mitch, giving a press conference at the time to announce how he organized his own labor party of rich white male republicans to defeat Supreme Court Nominee Ms. Brown Jackson looked visibly nervous as the ground tremored.
Was this shaking more than the lone descent of Ms. Collins who has vowed to vote for a black woman?
Was the fissure that started under her feet heading to split the white male party? Could this end up leading to a Grand Canyon like gap between Kentucky uppity mint julip toting Republicans supremacists and Texas Cruz GOP AK-15 Toting white supremacists? It’s hard to tell right now how the free party will split. Will northern republicans go with the black long-shot unionist friends, after seeing the writing on the wall, or will they stand tall and continue to vote with the skin instead of their conscious?
Clearly the fact that two young black men could defeat one of the largest, biggest lobbyists on earth is an ominous sign not felt since the emancipation was signed and the whites skin power voting evaporated under their feet. Plantation owners back then were forced to double down and created their own union to defeat the threatening black vote that would end their power completely, cementing their military loss with monetary and political loss, totally isolating them. They donned little white hoodies to show their union power.
With many counties in the South after the war 76–99 percent black — the number remained 55 counties at least 75 percent black in 1900 — it was obvious that only organized white power could stop their embarrassing slide into sudden irrelevance. Not only did that work, using violence to repress the black vote completely, but it created many enduring “legacy groups”, like the “Triple K”, and related one like the Red Shirts, the 3 Percenters (a rebranding effort that reflects how an extreme white rich minority has controlled politics for over a hundred years and used their wealth to crush unions, the 10 percenters, previously the most of America percenters).
So, Congressional Aides witnessed the shakes in their GOP masters and leaked that they saw a bit of PTSD (not to be confused with the shakes of those going through coke and orgy withdrawal as revealed by Representative Madison Cawthorn, who is still in shock at entering a what was called a “Girly Scout party” and seeing his colleague Marge Green under the skirt of a young brownie from the nearby gentlemen’s club Treasures.) Senator McConnell, reminding his party that he is party whip, and his whip is from his ancestor’s plantation, urged all party members and future party members like Joe Manchin to back him. “We must stand tall and defeat her. If she gets in that chair, she will release all black prisoners we’ve worked so diligently to incarcerate. All our work since the Crime Bill was passed in 1994 will have evaporated. The “crack era” of jailed blacks will take to the streets and voting booth and seek vengeance.”
Asked by a white reporter at Fox News if he would still be attending this year's Kentucky Derby, “Moscow Mitch,” as he is affectionately known in the Kremlin, responded that “Well, yes, I can’t disappoint my constituency that will be there in the sky box with me. I’ve already paid for tickets that include two complimentary mint julips.”
Back in Staten Island, the two young friends were also asked if they would keep their day job, now that they have become national celebrities of underpaid workers everywhere. “Maybe. We still won’t be getting $26 dollars an hour rather than the $24 dollars an hour as suggested by liberal leaning media sites. That is where the minimum wage should be when correctly adjusted for inflation after the initial rise to $7.25 back in 2009. Even the Federal Reserve branch in St. Louis we find has incorrectly adjusted their monetary impact analysis on overall supply delays that have caused increases in supply chains that have been skewed by incomplete shipping fuels analysis, as shipping fuels and port charges have soared, as well as accommodating passage fees through the Panama Canal due to compounded interest payments on the completed construction from the floating interest clause in the fine print of the Spanish contractor.”
When asked to comment on this new unionist’s charges that inflationary analysis of minimum wage by their own federal reserve was being ignored, minority House(boy) whip Kevin “skip alpha kai” McCarthy said, “Huh? The federal reserve has a website? Well, they don’t even use the gold standard, so they don’t know what they’re doing. We need to trust our instincts, and not a bunch of latte over-educated Yale economists.”
And with that he hoped in his limo and jetted off to the annual Bunny Convention at the Gentlemen Jack’s club on K street.
